Just quickly.

[Scene: Watching an antiques show on TV. Yes, very sad, I realise.]

Me: Wedgwood. Hmm. My mum had some wedgwood.
J.: [uninterestedly] Oh, yeah?
Me: Yeah, and because I was a kid and had no concept of value, I used to play with it. I drew all over it. With chalk.
J.: Really?
Me: Yeah, chalk goes good on wedgwood.

[A moment of silence.]

J.: I can't believe you just said 'chalk goes good on wedgwood.'
Me: Well. It does.